michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

michaeljosephcano:

You all need to watch this

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kaidanfuckingalenko:

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breenwolf:

gaydannys:

tumblr user breenwolf is the worst pass it on

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I…

FUCK KBKNREJE THIS CPOPSTY PASTA I CNA’t

regala-electra:

saltfree:

if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl

new laptop that’s what’s up